Quacc, a duck in vintage racing goggles, racing across a dark pond at blue hour with a glowing cyan wake behind him

Effective QuackelerationismRecord attempt no. 1

They said accelerate. The duck took it literally.

p(doom)
0.0%
Top speed
rising
Brakes
none fitted
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The attemptOne measured mile

Tap to paddle. Don't stop.

Every tap is one paddle stroke. The faster you tap, the faster he goes. Stop tapping and he decelerates, which is against the doctrine.

Press this button, or the Space bar, as fast as you can. Each press is one paddle stroke.

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Runs on this device
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Brakes used
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p(doom)
0.0%

Four tenets

The doctrine of e/quacc.

  1. I

    Faster is kinder. The pond is not the limit.

  2. II

    Never decelerate. Not even for bread.

  3. III

    Every duck can accelerate. Most of them just float.

  4. IV

    Quack.

The scaleKardashev, adjusted for ducks

How far can one duck go?

Civilisations are ranked by the energy they use. Ducks are ranked by how fast they cross it.

  1. Type 0A puddleWhere most ducks stay
  2. Type IThe pondHe is here. Accelerating.
  3. Type IIThe lakeNext week
  4. Type IIIThe oceanAnd then the stars

Run logDay one, into day two

Five runs. One very long day.

  1. Quacc standing at the end of a wooden dock at dawn next to a small brass stopwatch

    Run 1 · 05:40 Pre-run check at dawn. Goggles down. Stopwatch ready.

  2. Four ordinary ducks float calmly while Quacc zooms past behind them with a cyan wake

    Run 2 · 14:20 Passed the other ducks. They did not look up.

  3. Quacc running across the water to take off, wings spread, in golden evening light

    Run 3 · 18:55 Takeoff attempt. The pond ran out first.

  4. Quacc skimming across the pond at full speed at night, spray flying, a cyan wake behind him

    Run 4 · 21:12 · the record run The measured mile. The reeds became a blur.

  5. Quacc floating at sunrise with his goggles pushed up on his head

    Run 5 · 05:58, next day Sunrise. Goggles up. Next week: the lake.

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